What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is a partner in crime?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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